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Mr. Spare Key

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.

Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?

Wife: What are you talking about?

Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key

by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022


any key now

Imaginary key on a typical PC keyboard programs often ask you to click.

"Imaging complete press any key now"

"To continue press any key now"

by Bear$4it$ February 4, 2016


tickle my keys

Playing piano with swag

Can u tickle my keys?!

by Alez2003 December 6, 2017


Key West Bitches

Key West Bitches are your typical sad hoe.
They do not particularly have much better to do, so within that time they may talketh tons of shiteth.
They hate 24/7 for reasons that have not yet been discovered.
Not all of which who reside within the tropical location of Key West, FL are indeed a Key West Bitch.
You may have other species of these also in your local hometown.

Jan: "Are they going to do anything else other than stare and talk shit?"
Mary: "No Jan, they are Key West Bitches, thats what they do."

by Ttinkyyy October 11, 2020


Making sticky keys

When you look at porn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch.

"My palms keep getting stuck to the spacebar. Chuck must have been making sticky keys last night."

by Rudolf Hailey September 10, 2011


Low-key hangout

Can entail just getting food or drinking in a chill setting and playing games with only one other person, or a group of people.

Jared: "Hey are you down for a low-key hangout?"
Jessica: "Yeah, yo. Who's going to be there?"

by moobitch2 March 24, 2022


Gimme my keys

When someone drunk insists on driving home. Why waste money on an uber when god created a vehicle for you to drive?

“That sidewalk slammer didn’t even touch me. Gimme my keys!”

by GeedEater December 2, 2022