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kim jong onion

A small slice of onion kept in the breast pocket used to let supreme overlord Kim Jong Un cry whenever necessary.

"Wasn't it so sad seeing Kim Jong Un cry at his brother's funeral?"
"Nah, he was using the Kim Jong Onion"

by Fucking kill yourself January 12, 2017


THE MF JENNIE KIM

THE IT GIRL
HUMAN CHANEL

THE HOTTEST MF ALIVE

THE MF JENNIE KIM IS ATTENDING THE MET GALA

by vqjenn June 25, 2023


Jinu (Kim Jinwoo)

Winner’d visual and lead vocalist.
Well know for his big deer eyes and his face of an angel.

Interviewer: “what about your solo album?”
Mino: “Jinu (Kim Jinwoo) hyung is the most beautiful man alive, yeah”

by stan winner stan talent February 15, 2019


kim sung kyung

I'm a boss ass bitch bitch bitch

Kim Sung Kyung: ._.

by Datsexymofo January 26, 2014


kim jong une

a stupid fat boy who wants to nuke america, but everyone makes fun of him because he looks like the fat boy from the disney movie up

did you hear kim jong une is gonna nuke the sun? he said he is doing it because it melted his ice cream

by sussup mudda truckau May 28, 2018


kim jong bool

kim jong bool can cool too.

kim jong bool is coolin

by THE COOL NIGGER MAN January 31, 2018


Kim jong-un

HE IS A BIG ASS FUCK HEAD WHO DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
KIM JONG UN SHOULD GO ON A DIET THAT WERE HE EATS ONLY 1/100,000,000,000 DOG BISKET A DAY
HE IS A FAT UGLE MOTHER FUCKING LITTLE SHIT HEAD WHO SHOULD KILL HIMSELF

AND HE IS ALSO A LITTLE FAT GUY THAT HAS A SMALL DICK AND DIDN'T SUCCSEED

BOMBING USA.HE TRYED FUCKING HIS MOM BUT FAILED INSTED KILLING HER OVER HIS FAT ASS BUT AND FLAB.

Kim jung un : "I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHO WHANTS TO BOMB THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD LIKE I SAID I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

KIM JONG UN'S MOTHER "YOUR RIGH YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT LITTLE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH"
kim jong-un *died*

by AYOOOOITLAYLA March 9, 2023