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The vehicle belonging to your significant other. It is either too fast or too slow, the wrong kind of transmission, not cool enough, or too new and strange compared to your one true ride.
Person 1: Why are you sad? You love driving on road trips!
Person 2: Sure, but my car is in the shop so we have to take the car-in-law.
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The inverse law is a mathematical formula used to find the number of drinks you need to bring a girls perceived looks up to a level at which you would bone them.
Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)
Fat girl: Wanna fuck?
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.
4 / .6 = 6.667
You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.
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Dudas' Law: A law which states that any imperfection on the female body can be overlooked if her boobs are big enough. A law that is followed by every straight man and some lesbians I guess.
"Hey man want me to hook you up with my sister's friend? She lost a leg in a car fire and is also half-retarded."
"How big are her tits?"
"Huge."
"I'll give her a call."
"Totally man, it's Dudas' law."
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A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.
I would show that boy a lesson if it wasn't for Homer's Law!
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the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two male friends who have slept with one or more of the same women
leonard: you slept with betty? so did stan! You're weiner cousins with stan? wow!
elroy: weiner cousins? what, are you a billyhill? we're peter-in-laws you filthy savage!
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As an online discussion grows longer, the probability it being reduced to dick jokes approaches 1.
c.f Godwin's Law
Note: invoking Cathcart's Law massively increases the probability of dick jokes, as it contains the fragment "grows longer".
(following a lengthy conversation about GPS)
Steve: My GPS has a 3" screen, and it's perfectly adequate for my needs.
Tim: Yeah, but how long do you want to be staring at a 3" thing?
Steve: ...
Tim: Cathcart's Law!
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A male who personally prefers the male gender over female, also has major mental disease causing him to say things that an average person would consider homosexual
That dude Luke Law is so retarded, did u hear that he likes UNC?!?! They are so bad compared to UT
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