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A Dick so magical that it can satisfy any women in the world.
Magic Ninja: "Yo man all these bitches be wantin and rubbin all up on me."
Stupid Ass Guy: "Why man?"
Magic Ninja: "Cause Im a Magic Dick
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Did you see the magic stick he whipped out? It was drool worthy!
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Magical Arno is a meme made up by 2 guys who had to much spare time.
Me: Wow dude, last night i thought i heard something mumbling from my closet.
Guy: Hmmm, lemme think, thats should be Magical Arno 3>
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Guy: Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife
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Any kind of silly hat that is worn for religious purposes/reasons.
Look at the pope, so silly with his magic hat!
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Black magic a.k.a jakomäki magic means that a dark individual spells out magic words and suddenly you have a knife in your side and you are missing your bike
NiBBa: Hey! Do you wanna see black magic?
Me: Sure I do
NiBBa: Abrakadabra, my sister is nine. Take a walk, cus your bike is now mine!
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the miraculous, strange glue that is created when cum mixes with shower or bath water. This is both a bewildering mystery and an unparalleled shifting of states of matter that is still not understood by earth's scientists.
man 1 "what's with all those little balls of glue in the shower feller? they're all over my feet!"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"
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a magic phone is any smart phone that is capable of answering questions.
hey where's the nearest place to buy beer?
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.
what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!
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