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Bald Martin

An Absolute bald black man him self

Bald Martin: Ello Mate, wanna photo?
Me: Hell nah your a fat bald Nigger

by TheCanadianCraka September 17, 2021


mia martin

she is extremely pretty and confident. she loves her horse and has a sister who is always in trouble but still loves her. her best friend's name is Emily. she is always there for her. even though they are always on probation, that doesn't stop them. she is heartbroken this moment and thinks he's dead. she loves him so much its crazy. but his ex just broke up with him. shes afraid if they date every time he looks at her, he'll miss his ex. but that doesn't stop her. overall, shes an amazing girl. you're lucky if you have her.

"look at her! shes amazing. you never know what that mia martin is thinking and feeling."

"mia and emily put each other on probation again" "doesn't surprise me!"

by Jadeybabey February 12, 2014


martin sanchez

A man with a huge penis

The dude is short but hes martin sanchez

by Djkhaledfannn January 9, 2018


Martin Vazquez

They're usually a gay person with a foot fetish

He has been staring at pictures of feet, I'm starting to worry he'll become a Martin Vazquez

by yourbestfriendrudy January 14, 2020


Amy Martin

The best girl ever, I love her so much. I’m so happy I met her she’s the best thing that ever happened to me. She’s so sweet and funny and kind and caring and smart. And so hot too. Like 10/10 stunning

I love Amy Martin

by july29 March 24, 2022


Aston Martin DBX707

Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo

Goes 193 mph very fast

Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.

by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022


eliza martin

A very beautiful, charming, nice, girl. Typically Eliza Martin(s) tend to have relationships with Maclean(s). Eliza Martin means pretty girl in the sañcëîšh language.

Maclean: ooh I like her pants!
Eliza Marin: you talking to me?
Maclean’s buddy :yeah
Eliza Martin: my bad I was talking to the other guy. Sorry.
Maclean:oh he’s just a retard
Eliza Martin: hahaha!

by Jimmy Schoffenburg March 2, 2018