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I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.
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When a woman snorts cocaine off of an erect penis.
Did you hear that chick gave Horatio a mexican cigar in the bathroom of TGI Fridays?
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when a car has a seat in the middle of the front row between the drives seat and shotgun.
A: "miguel I call shotgun in your gardening truck.
B: ok fernando, I call mexican shotgun.
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A nice lady. She can often be found greeting individuals entering your local Wal-Mart. She is either Mexican or some ethnicity that isn't white and looks somewhat Latino. She's an all around magnificent person that deserves a pay raise. However, if you talk to her, she won't be able to understand you as she can't speak English. She is also most likely not named Sally.
Damn, look at that Mexican Sally. She's greeting everybody going into Wal-mart. Too bad she can't understand us.
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multiple layers of cheese, ground beef, sauce, and tortillas.
mexican lasagna, example: enchilada
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This is a sexual act when a female receives anal sex from a Mexican on a playground while forced to eat sand. This act always results in the female getting Pinworms.
How did your sister get Pinworms?
From a Mexican Sandbox.
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cum on a bitches face.... then shove her down a flight of stairs.
Drew: I just gave L.Dub a mexican avalanche.
Jay: I hope she has insurance.
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