Nut milk

A man’s semen

Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Goat Milk

Pure deliciousness!

Goat Milk See: Milked and Goated

I was milkin some serious goats yesterday!

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Sour milk

Not fully clearing all the smome out of a bong hit. It sits in the piece and looks murky and milky

Damn, Alan! You left me some sour milk in there.

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Golden milk

The mix of semen and urine when you first pee after sex

Once my post sex boner goes down, I gotta take a leak and make some golden milk

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Jungle Milk

Black people's semen.

Sally let Jamal release his warm jungle milk all over her face.

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Free milk

Sex without a relationship. Derives from the southern saying, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

I spoke to him on tinder , but he wanted free milk.

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milk to cereal

Said when something goes badly or not according to plan. When to things dont work well together.

This statment, originally used by WAFFLES inc at SCCC, is taken from The Simpsons, in the episode where Homer must make cereal for Mr Burns (if u are a Simpsonm's lover you will know what i mean).

1)- How did your exam go?
- Like milk to cereal *sigh's in extreme frustration*

2) - You left Ceane in the same room as Emily? That was Crazy
- Milk to cerial man! They had a major skitz.

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