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Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Goat Milk See: Milked and Goated
I was milkin some serious goats yesterday!
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milk man is a pseudonym for a person who sells alcohol to people under the age of 21 since you cant obtain alcohol under that age in dubai, and delivers it, it is not legal but i bet you, you could search “milk” in any teenagers phone and find atleast one, thank you milkmen for your services!
their prices range from a 100 to over 1,000 for expensive bottles like blue label whiskey, if you get absolut vodka for more than a 100, you are getting ripped off!
e.g 1: “Hey rami hit up your milk man and lets get a bottle to celebrate my new turbo”
e.g 2: “Gosh i need a milk man who has grey goose”
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Pinching or squeezing the very top knuckle of any finger, which is very painful.
Mike acted like he had an extremely high pain threshold, but all I did was milk his goose and he cried like a little girl. Milking the goose hurts like hell!
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Sally let Jamal release his warm jungle milk all over her face.
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Said when something goes badly or not according to plan. When to things dont work well together.
This statment, originally used by WAFFLES inc at SCCC, is taken from The Simpsons, in the episode where Homer must make cereal for Mr Burns (if u are a Simpsonm's lover you will know what i mean).
1)- How did your exam go?
- Like milk to cereal *sigh's in extreme frustration*
2) - You left Ceane in the same room as Emily? That was Crazy
- Milk to cerial man! They had a major skitz.
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