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1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.
2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.
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The person given the arduous task of shuffling the playing cards between turns/games
Take these and do your job shuffle monkey
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To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.
I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.
Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.
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a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.
youre a fucking twatter monkey!
get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!
dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!
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Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.
George: Bro, did you actually fuck a dude?
Bhullar: On Allah Monkey I did!
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A person who regularly frequents brothels and is well known by the people who work there, so much so he/she has a "usual".
Whore 1: You see that guy, he's such a brothel monkey
Whore 2: I know! But he's pays well, he's single-handledy putting my kids through college
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A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.
I had a monkey moment last night while picking the fleas off of my dog.
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