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monster mole

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.

Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!

by madmanblake February 5, 2007


popular monster

It obliterates, disintegrates, annihilates you. Often replaced with "Jugular Hamster" , "Tubular Pornstar" or "Binocular Master"

Stranger: Are you a Popular Monster?
Popular Monster: I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer

by zsirsiraly October 2, 2020


chillage monster

A being that chills too much.

We need to gather the village folk and chase this 'chillage monster away. Be for we are all doomed to the big chill.

by Budben1 March 28, 2011


jizz monster

a person who likes to wank alot

ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!

by jizz monster March 27, 2008

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Ass Monster

A living creature that is born out of your asshole. It runs around and rips people's heads.

"My daughter got eaten by an ass monster!"

by Markey May 22, 2003

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Hairy Monster

Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!

I work with a girl with a hairy monster.

by Iron Chef of Vagina March 9, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty November 2, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž