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Slink Monster

A slink monster is someone who is a cute, lovable, yogi-adoring, beer drinking, green fuzzy monster. A slink monster may appear happy, distraught, drunk, serious, or angry. A slink monster enjoys tea, coffee, her dog, and loves when people are in her personal space.

" There slink monster is again; drinking beer and running over side-part with her monster car. "

by Yogirunner March 13, 2016


popular monster

It obliterates, disintegrates, annihilates you. Often replaced with "Jugular Hamster" , "Tubular Pornstar" or "Binocular Master"

Stranger: Are you a Popular Monster?
Popular Monster: I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer

by zsirsiraly October 2, 2020


guzzle monster

A creature that guzzles down everyone's alcohol

"That bitch just took my alcohol what a guzzle monster!!"

"Damn it guzzle monster not again"

by gabbyrakaguzzlemonster October 28, 2015


jizz monster

a person who likes to wank alot

ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!

by jizz monster March 27, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Monster

A living creature that is born out of your asshole. It runs around and rips people's heads.

"My daughter got eaten by an ass monster!"

by Markey May 22, 2003

25๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy Monster

Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!

I work with a girl with a hairy monster.

by Iron Chef of Vagina March 9, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty November 2, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž