Muffin Bluffin'

Another phrase for a cock-tease; a person who gets you all hot and bothered, and then backs of.

She was all ready to go, and then leaves me, high and dry.

Yea, dude. She was muffin bluffin'!

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terd muffin

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.

I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.

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yag muffin

A person with extreme gay tendencies that calling them gay simply will not do it...

Josh: Damn that boy is cute...

Shawn: N**** you actin like a real yag muffin right now...

Josh: Yea you right, it be like that sometimes...

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Clutch Muffin

After someone gets a clutch on a game of Call Of Duty. That player gets a clutch muffin.

Person 1:OOHHHH 1Vs5 CLUTCH!!!!!!!

Person 2:You get a clutch muffin!!! YUM

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stuff muffin

Someone who can pack on the pounds but still look like a stud.

Dude, even though you eat McDonald's every day, your still a stud. What a stuff muffin.

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lard muffin

cow lard+cake mix=lard muffin

I'm gonna feed you this lard muffin if you dont shut up.

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blueberry muffin

In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.

person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.

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