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A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.
I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.
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A person with extreme gay tendencies that calling them gay simply will not do it...
Josh: Damn that boy is cute...
Shawn: N**** you actin like a real yag muffin right now...
Josh: Yea you right, it be like that sometimes...
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Another phrase for a cock-tease; a person who gets you all hot and bothered, and then backs of.
She was all ready to go, and then leaves me, high and dry.
Yea, dude. She was muffin bluffin'!
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1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.
1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.
2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.
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A hemroid so big it pops out your anus and has thousands of black speckles looking like fleas
Johnny tried to lift up 1000 pounds of meat and popped out a flea muffin
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A saying when you fall, screw something up or any other place where you would normally curse.
Crud Muffin! I forgot what the capital of Nevada is!
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A big, fluffy ass. Also, a person who has a big, fluffy ass.
"My wife wants it--a picture of me naked, 'cause she says I have a wonderful muffin-ass." - Sol Rosenberg
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