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A fat munch is an absolutely delicious meal.
Michael: Bro I'm not giving you any money
Max: But I need it to get a fat munch!
To eat something (usually snacks) without actively thinking about it.
"Oh my lord, I gotta stop eating these, I've just been mindless munching for a hour."
sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.
my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch
Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
Subject to interpretation but generally means to tell someone to bit a cock, but "one" could mean any number of genitalia.
The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.
Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.
Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary
Munching the crunchy sure is fun