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Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.
It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!
Just a hidden way of saying shit
*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms
When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.
Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.
An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm
He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.
When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧
I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing
It means you are gay.
Hey, i like mushrooms
Ah so ur 💅
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