You know when a hillybilly momma from the backwoods of montdumbry alabamer gets mad 1. Because your stupid and 2 because she's pissed as all hail she's gotta get the mcfuck up to chase your chicken shit ass
Go to the store and get me a gottdamb double cheese burger with extra cheese and 1 burger. .. RIFFRICKEN Nowww! -Natey8
The one who help in Writing & Proofreading.
Whenever in need, Papers Now is my savior
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
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when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now
Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww
Dude behind me right now is ashy asl
(dude behind me right now) yo dude behind be is pissing me off yo
Me: look i got a new watch
my friend: hippidey hoppidy this is now my property