I'm trying to clap

To fuck a mate

Bra I'm trying to clap Amari but she be playing

soul clap

1. super emcee from sacramento
2. an underground king
3. rebumpable communications founder/ ceo
4. mtv undiscovered #1 hip-hop/ r&b artist

soul clap is the mtv undiscovered #1 hip-hop/ r&b artist of the year

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clap your ass

Meaning Fight, Punch , and beat up somebody unexpectedly after they talked shit about you

“Disrespect my mom one more time and I will clap your ass”

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ball clap fart

When you make a fart noise with your big sweaty balls.

1. Man, I HATE it when I ball clap fart.

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bull headed clap

a form of penile gonorrhea that is devastating. Causing a strong odor reminiscent of rotting dead fish mixed with mayonnaise, severe swelling, and a painful discharge that has a slight purplish tint to it. If left untreated, the end result will be an explosion of penile tissue aka congratulations, you just blew off the head of your own cock. the worst part is that this terrible disease is untreatable. the only cure being to place your genitalia on top of a cinder block, hold another cinder block over recently placed genitalia, close your eyes, and let go of said suspended cinder block.

Phil-Hey Jim, how did your date go with Jamie?

Jim-I think that bitch gave me the bull headed clap.

Phil-That sucks brother...here's a pistol, I'll leave the room and call a meat wagon after I hear the shot fired.

Jim-Thanks bro...(Phil leaves room as Jim commits suicide)

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Brain clap

When you end a persons whole career

Brain clap:yo that person just got brain clapped

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Clapping Hamsters

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.

Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.

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