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Shaved Money

A freshly shaved vagina

"I hate it when a chick doesn't have shaved money".
"Dude This girl last night had the biggest bush ever! I hate it when they don't have shaved money".

by Mr. Wow214 October 7, 2010

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go money

Money used for anything considered immoral (ie: drugs, lingere, etc.)

I'm gonna use my go money to buy some crack!

by Emily Johnson December 21, 2006

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Money Sack

When your cock is completely limp, slap that bitch in the palm of your hand, close your fist around it, and pull it up towards your stomach. Your balls will then hang down from the bottom of your closed fist like a big ol' sack of money. Spread your legs, snap a picture, and send it to a an online hottie. She'll get so wet that she'll spread her nasty beef curtains and send you a picture back.

The money sack works best with pathetically short dicks, as it is easier to fit the entire dong in your hand (this is crucial). Also note that the stretchier your nuts, the better the money sack. The lower the money sack hangs, the more effective the results will be.

The money sack is also used as currency, so you can use it as payment for things like Craigslist ads, eBay listings, or your federal taxes.

--Noun--
Jim: "I just got done doing my taxes."
Nate: "Nice. How much are you getting back?"
Jim: "None. I owe the fuckers another twenty bucks."
Nate: "That sucks, man."
Jim: "I know. Now I'm going to have to send the bastards a money sack."

--Verb--
Craig: "Check out this chick I'm chatting with. She is smokin' fucking hot."
Mike: "Wow, you aren't kidding. She send you any nudes?"
Craig: "Not yet. I'm trying to get some."
Mike: "Dude, money sack that bitch. Works every time."

by Bud Vuck McGee March 27, 2012

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Fuck money

Ones attitude toward money when you have none and fucking need some.

Man...fuck money.

by FUCKMONEY August 15, 2017

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owe money

The opposite of a dime. Someone just plain ugly.

"Damn they ugly!" "Yea, she owe money like shit!"

"that girl is pretty, and she sexy, but ol girl right there owe money"

by Seanross April 22, 2008

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Stupid Money

When one is said to have stupid money, it means they have lots of money that they frequently spend either foolishly or impulsively on objects with little or no practical function.

For example paying far more for something because it contains a popular brand logo, when a higher quality product is available for a much lower price.

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Can also be used in a more extreme sense to refer to spending of money simply for the sake of spending it. Such as Bam Margera purchasing a new Hummer and intentionally crashing it hours later.

"You should get Beats headphones by Dre."
"Dude, I don't have stupid money like you do."

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Bam Margera buys a new house for his parents every year. That's just stupid money.

by Drift_91 May 23, 2011

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even money

A sure thing, a slam dunk, something that is in the bag. From gambling lingo.

If there's only one horse in the race, then it's even money that the one horse is going to win the race.

by fizzle April 11, 2004

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