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Casa de Salmonella

A vile, wretched or disgusting Mexican restaurant. A truck stop in Wyoming, where they pour a burrito onto your plate out of a can. Any eating establishment where the food will place you in a race with the Devil for the nearest bathroom. A restaurant which, if it caught on fire, would cause cockroaches to stampede out like a heard of buffalo.

A roach-coach with a painting of the Virgin Mary on the side, and at least one missing tire, is the Casa de Salmonella.

by Bloater October 17, 2011


Rat de swamp

Name used to describe someone who enjoys bathing in their own filth. These people have the ultimate "I don't care" attitude. They have very greasy hair and oily face. The word "hygiene" appears unfamiliar to them. They often have very few teeth by the age of 30 or sometimes no teeth at all. Not to mention, their body odor is powerful enough to make you go blind.

Synonym for Rapasse.

I'm going to Walmart today and will probably encounter a Rat de swamp.

The city bus was filled with Rats de swamps last night.

I haven't showered all weekend and I feel and look like a Rat de swamp.

by Goats February 13, 2017


drink de' hooper

An alcoholic drink that contains just enough fruit juice to tint the color of the clear alchol. The rest of the drink is filled to the rim with alcohol. Mostly consumed by south orange county teens or one Dad.

Bro wanna take out the bmw tonight and go drinking
Only if we drink the drink de' hooper!
Hells yeah dude

by Ban3 May 10, 2017


pijaso de mark

It is used in some areas of Spain, but it is used more often in English. This expression means that someone wants to have lots of sex with you with his tiny dick.

I met with Christoph yesterday and he wantes to pijaso de mark.

by susilacotorra January 24, 2022


Cinco de Mayo

A few of my gringo friends ask me the meaning of Cinco de Mayo every year so I thought I would give the full unabridged and comprehensive answer here.

It all started on a cool April morning in 1843 in Mexico. It was the middle of the Mexican war of independence against their Mayan overlords. General Chimichanga was leading an offensive for the Mexican army and was marching north to meet the Mayans at Fajita Hill. He knew he would be out-numbered so he sent his mariachi band to contact the Burrito Boys in Tijuana to request their assistance in battle. He was not sure if they would agree or even arrive in time for the battle (they were located 23.5 miles away). When General Chimichanga arrived at Fajita Hill on May 5 he was amazed to find the Burrito Boys and their leader Commander Nacho Cheese got there first and decimated the Mayans on there own with less than 20 men. The Mayans fled north to Alamo, Texas effectively ending the Mexican war for independence.

General Chimichanga gets most of the credit for winning the Mexican war for Independence on Cinco de Mayo, but Commander Nacho Cheese was the real hero. He and the Burrito Boys saved Mexico from the Mayans.

by General Chimichanga May 6, 2022


Arc de triomphe

A practice in which an individual deffecates on a toilet seat when it is down, and thereafter forcefully slams the toilet seat up against the opposite wall.

Due to the impact of the toilet seat and the wall, the feces is distrubuted in a circular pattern on the adjacent walls and ceiling, creating an "arc".

First introduced in France during the interbellum period as a reactionary movement against increased bread prices, the practice is gaining in popularity thanks to short video reels published on "TikTok", a social media platform targetted at youth audiences.

Wow, sick Arc de Triomphe in your grandma's bathroom dude!

$7.99 for a singular loaf of bread? I'm going to arc de troimphe the hell out of this nursing home's bathroom!

by ArcLover June 11, 2023


Lobos De Sacrificio

Lobos De Sacrificio aka Los Sacricifios aka Afla Sobol are a group created by Aanór Náilima and others from the Náilima family.

Lobos De Sacrificio are one of my favorite pack of wolves, they're so amazing hooooowl hooow hooooowl!!

by Usuario Desconocido July 8, 2022