The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men
It's good to have a German meat fiesta
When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.
person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie
"German Shepherd Energy" describes the character of an individual, often a young adult or professional, embodying traits reminiscent of a German Shepherd dog. This concept highlights qualities such as vigilance, loyalty, and strong responsibility. Key traits include:
Vigilance: People with this energy are alert, perceptive, and skilled problem solvers due to their watchful nature.
Loyalty: Similar to the breed, they fiercely support friends, family, and colleagues, offering unwavering dependability.
Responsibility: They take commitments seriously, demonstrating organization and often assuming leadership roles in personal and professional life.
Protective Nature: Like German Shepherds, they are caring and watchful, always ready to offer assistance and guidance.
Confidence: They exude self-assuredness, approaching challenges with a no-nonsense attitude.
Work Ethic: They are dedicated to their careers, excelling professionally with diligence and focus.
Alpha Qualities: They may naturally take on leadership roles and exhibit assertiveness, mirroring the alpha-dog qualities of the German Shepherd.
Her German Shepherd Energy shone through as she took charge of the project, ensuring every detail was meticulously planned and executed flawlessly.
One of a kind. Proved that perfection does exist. He's the smartest, kindest, funniest and ofc hottest man to ever exist on earth. He's divine. Once you meet him - you'll have the need to keep him in your life. I wish I could find words beautiful enough to describe how much he means to me, but I hope I'll spend the rest of my life searching for them. ilysfm
man 1: Usulllll where is German Sytch The First ?
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always
A extremely controversial nickname for the German web video from 2005 where it shows then-teenager Norman Kochanowski pretending to play Unreal Tournament 2004, but he gets extremely irritated and angry, and then smashes his keyboard repeatedly.
Angry German Kid is a controversial nickname, that's all I want to say...
A type of porn found in germany in which the man lies underneith the womans asshole, and sucks out a nice steamy fart. The idea of sucking out a fart seems gross and uncivilized but in reality adam and eve often got bored with regular sex so they got interesting ideas with this love nugget.
Bob: Wow man, I was fucking Tracy last night and she asked if I would perform German Shiza Porn on her, and I said yes and it was amazing!
Tom: Dude its taken me years to even drink chelseas piss...
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