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January 5

This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!

January 5 is the best day of the year!

by Best day January 5, 2021


5-to-9er

Someone who has a side business outside their 9-to-5 profession.

I have a 9-to-5 office job, so I have to work on my furniture restoration business after I get home. I guess you could call me a 5-to-9er."

by smallbusiness October 16, 2017


The Sunshine 5

Inevitably the best group of friends that ever existed; comparable to the 12 apostles, the Beatles, or the hosts of Monday Night Football.

mom: What are you doing tonight?

me: hangin with the sunshine 5 of course!

by the man-drew December 10, 2010


Season 5

There's five seasons /
Winter

Spring

Summer

Fall

And a fifth season that's all year around - CONSTRUCTION

The whole traffic is at a standstill! Must be season 5!

by Korin1 April 27, 2017


#5 Foamer

Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.

I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023


36/5

Like its 24/7 but much better

I want my clothes 36/5 breathable

by Tuttsy November 19, 2020


Maroon 5

When you listen to pop music but also into necrophilia

I went on a date with this girl last night but she was into maroon 5.

by Versatilebeats September 11, 2020