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When you're so drunk you go into a viking like rage. Follows the stage of being Ninja Drunk.
"Ugh, I just got off the ship, after spending 24 hours being viking drunk"
"Did you see Rob last night? He was so viking drunk, he punched a bouncer!"
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the act of updating your Facebook status while intoxicated about your steps of intoxication. Usually followed by a hangover and mass deletion of fore-mentioned updates. See also: regret, drunk-texting, drunk dialing, liver failure, and Erin Miller
Damn, I was so wasted, when I was Drunk-booking, I put as my status that I like to sleep with donkeys
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Bedwetting after consuming massive amounts of Alcohol, also known as the "Morrison" syndrome. Terribly embarrassing to explain to friends and co-workers. Shuns you from most relationships, because people don't want to be pissed on. Completely un-concious when you fall asleep, resulting in saturation of the mattress.
Last night I was a tank, passed out in Gallahue's bed...pissed the entire mattress, woke up drenched in my own piss. HAHA.-Drunk BedWetting
"If peeing your pant's is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"-Billy Madison
Peeing yourself aka "GOOOOOOO!!!!"-Billy Madison
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When you smoke so much meth that you become tired and sleepy. Its means your too too high so eat something to bring yourself back down a little. Then you'll feel 'amped' again.
'He fell asleep while hitting the P cause he was pipe drunk.'
'If you keep hitting it over and over again your gonna get pipe drunk.'
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When you get so drunk you have to make a fake calendar to cover up for the fucked up shit you did 36 years ago.
Are they referring to me when they say "Kavanaugh drunk? I like beer. I went to Yale.
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The state of drunkeness which includes at least two of the following: That spinning feeling when you lay down, thinking your car got stolen when actually you parked it somewhere else (thank God - because you should not be driving anyway), drive-by kissing, not caring where you pee or who sees (this is mostly for the girls cuz guys pee wherever anyway), thinking it's a great idea to bare your privates to everyone, breaking or spilling something, eating something unedible
Hey let's go to the homecoming game and get college drunk. Dude, she was totally college drunk at the block party last weekend
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when you have had such good sex that after it is over you feel drunk with euphoria and are slightly disorientated
chino just finished having an epic sex experience with his girl nelly that he appeared drunk to his buddy frank , frank asked him " whats up man , have you been drinking?" he replied" no bro i'm hump drunk"
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