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What President Obama turns into when he gets angry. First witnessed on Saturday Night Live.
Obama's gettin angry! He's turning into The Rock Obama!
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The equivalent of a man with a 200 mile long cock
Bro have you seen a Barack Obama!
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The 44th (and by far the best) President of the United States. Also the first Black president.
President Obama was the best President.
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A feeling for the need of CHANGE, or having to change something.
I feel like I'm having an Obama moment right now. I want some change.
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When you pay the price of 12 items and only receive 1, due to the economy going down the shitter.
"Man, I just bought what I thought was a dozen donuts, but it turned out to be just one."
"Bro, you just got an Obama's Dozen."
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An Obama Doll is simply a term for turds or pieces of poop that have been dropped out of ones butt, into a toilet.
(a toilet is not necessarily needed for a turd to be referred to as an Obama Doll, a turd can be pooped out anywhere and it is still an Obama Doll.)
"Dude, I gotta go drop some Obama Dolls" aka "Dude, I gotta shit"
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a cute little weeaboo. Always scrounging around for some cool underage anime pictures. Normally crawls on all four and was the forty-fourth president of the Unites States. normally horny tho, so prepare to flee at any immediate time.
is just such a flirt, y'know? he kissed dick cheney and made his evaporate like the scum he is. also smacked trump in his willy and trump made a "awooga" type noise, y'know? anyhow, they're all dead. bye.
person: happy birthday barack obama!
barack obama: shut the fuck up, i'm playing persona 5!
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