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Office Viral

Def'n #1: When an email gets passed around the office very quickly - usually when it wasn't supposed to.

Def'n #2: The speed with which the fun office rumours or gossip get passed around.

Jay: Our whole department has seen that wicked email you sent to Steve - that's NSFW!
May: Whoa, that was just meant for him. Dangit, it's gone Office Viral...

Sal: Hey, did you hear who Stupid Sexy Flanders is hooking up with?
Hal: Totally, but where have you been - that went Office Viral last week.

by Leafsblowgoats September 30, 2013


Senior officer

What both officers in the Minneapolis area killings were, they weren't new guys.

It doesn't seem to be any coincidence that both officers getting nailed to a cross, as some would call it, are senior officers and not newcomers.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021


Senior officer

Someone that doesn't get to where they are by mistake, or on accident.

Someone who makes a lot of mistakes or accidents on the job usually doesn't keep their job too long, so a senior officer without a history of making mistakes or doing things on accident wouldn't shoot somebody on accident either.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021


Senior officer

Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.

He wasn't shot by the new guy on his first day of police work, he was shot by a senior officer.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021


Head Office

A slang word for someone's partner.

I don't want the Head Office to know how many Tenders, Gizas and GEs I have they will go bonkers!
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office

by zog! November 26, 2021


River Office

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.

Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees

Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office

by Cajerardo April 7, 2021


Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

by Dcstrutter April 20, 2018