A magical elixir of eternal youth that will keep you young for 40 years. Best drunken, not smeared
Ciara: What do you use to keep your youthful appearance ?
Neil: Oil of O’vodka
A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.
So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..
You delinquently lift up the clitoral hood then proceed to aggressively lick the pussy until she squirts.
I was checking the oil on your mom last night.
In football when while in the dog pile you grab and twist and/or rip, someone's dick on the opposite team.
I don't know why they're so mad coach all I did was check their oil ( i.e. checking the oil).
“hey look its olive oil ollie”
“oh yeah, they love simon kalivoda more than they love ryan”
1.small sections where oil is extracted
2. A man's big cock
1. We just made another oil reserve
2. I need to drink milk before I run out of oil in my oil reserve.
A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face
Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"
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