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When you ejaculate in your bellybutton and have it sit all night till the morning.
Upon waking up you pull the dried semen from your bellybutton and what you get is a white olive
My friend says that his white olives have lots of protein.
Olivs is the most orgasmic human on the planet.
You better watch out because if you see olivs your 100% bound to get a boner and cause an extremely awkward situation.
She is the best person in the universe so you’re the luckiest person in the world if you can call her yours.
Olivs: Hey Joe how are you?
Joe: Shit I have a massive boner.
Super awesome smart hot sexy funny creative girl with amazing music taste and she doesnt have a single flaw bc shes perfect
Loser #1: Who is that?
Loser #2: omg..girl that’s olivia she is a Super awesome smart hot sexy funny creative girl with amazing music taste and she doesnt have a single flaw bc shes perfect
Something someone named Oliver Douglas Turk would buy. Usually cream or pastel in colour, wildly pretentious, and or extremely disgusting. E.g. a Mickey Mouse pocket watch.
P1 "Bro look at this pocket watch"
P2 "eww that's gross asf what an oliver buy"
Not to be confused with Olive Cake. The best cake with the worst name.
How is the olive oil cake so good? Fire the marketing team who named this.
From Hinckley nothing but a slag tbh can be funny tho
Neve oliver is a funny bitch Uno but still a massive slag