The Beer Standard

The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).

This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.

That girl you hooked up with last night was about a 4 on the beer standard scale

Beer Moth

1: Someone, usually an alcoholic, who goes around trying to grab unattended and unfinished drinks in a bar or other drinking premises.

2 (literal definition): A moth that has fallen into your beer and drowned.

1: "Damnit Nathan, your stepmom's a beer moth! She drank my drink whilst I was on the crapper!"

2: "Aw, a moth just drowned in my drink. Better put the lil' guy in the bin."

Beer Spice

When a person reeks of Alcohol. Play on words with Old Spice.

walking down the street on a friday night you pass a group of intoxicated people and can smell them from a mile away. Simply say, "Beer Spice."

Arm beers

Slang for heroin. In the same vein as nose beers and throat rack.

Apparently everyone knew he was on the nod.

They should have called him Philip See-More Arm Beers am I right?!?!

Don't speak ill of the dead

Junky beers

Having beers with homeless junkies in front of the homeless shelter.

On a Tuesday morning:

AP: what's the plan for today
Marek: let's get coffee and get junky beers
AP: and then what?
Marek: we eat, then go for junky beers

beers and retts

A term used to define the act of both consuming a pint of larger and smoking a cigarette at the same time while 'chilling' in a bar or pub.

this term is mainly used by people in the north of England who do not understand how to construct sentences using the English language, instead choosing to chant 'beers and retts' to indicate to their friends that it is time to have a pint and smoke a cigarette.

unfortunately, the use of 'beers and retts' has declined somewhat since the smoking ban as it is too cold in the north east to stand outside and smoke while also holding a cold beverage.

Pat: 'beers and retts and beers and retts and beers and retts and beers'

Niall: 'retts and beers and beers and retts'

In this exchange, both parties will proceed to acquire a pint of larger and then smoke a cigarette.

pat: 'beers and retts?'

Niall: 'No good sir, i suffer from lung cancer.'

in this exchange, only one party will proceed to smoke and drink at the same time.

Yard Beers

Cold, crisp busch lattes best enjoyed shirtless. Frequently drank in the front yard

"boys, sigma nu yard beers?"