one eyeing it

When someone is so drunk they shut one eye, leaving the other eye to focus in on what theyre doing.

P: how much has jim had to drink?

Eric: 3 Cocaine in the Veins..why?

P: watch him text..hes one eyeing it

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plus one

Accompanied by a guest.

"Can you put me on the list for the 'Matrix' screening? I'll be plus one."

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Caught One

To commit a blunder, and utterly render yourself vulnerable to be gawked or laughed at in public. Possible to be committed both physically and mentally. A temporary loss of intelligence.

The guy down the street caught one when he told me he got free refills for only 99 cents.

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one sided

When someone can only see something from one point of view.

A lot of people can be very one sided when it comes to politics.

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Get One!

When you make an extraordinary or non-sensible joke, one that really burns its listener, and said listener is unable to even formulate a response to rebut the initial joke, the joke-teller then yells "Get One!"

Bec: You're colder than London...the Windy City.
Joey: ....
Bec: Get One!!!!

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For a real one

For a real one means like you’re giving it your all. You’re about to do something and you’re gonna do it good; you’re doing it for your grandma, mama, brother, best friend, your dog. You’re leaving people sister shook. James Charles likes to use this term a lot.

Him: Are you sure you want to do this?

James: Oh yes sweetie we’re gonna do it for a real one

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your one

The female version of your man. Usually used to point out some you haven't bothered/don't know the name of.

Check out your one over there hanging with your man

Djya see the state of your one

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