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When your vagina smells like 3 week old lasanga
Oh shit the doctor says I have amber parker
The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.
Hey I was best friends with Parker James in high school!
icky.
who is that?
oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
ew
The best and most handsome teacher of all time
Mr. Parker is hip.
IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!
MINES IN PLACE
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!
Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*
An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.
This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.
Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar