Pots and Panns

Noun: The name of a person who is loud , obnoxious and stupid (when drunk), but you hang around with regardless to laugh at there miss fortunes and cause you don't mind them when they are sobber.
Verb: when anyone does something that is so similar to what Pots&Panns would do, what he/she did is can be renamed Pots&Panns.

1.(noun) : Holy fuck , Pots and Panns just walked through my screen fucking door.
2.(verb): Man , Ben totally just Pots and panned that dusty bitch

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tea-potting

The act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. Similar to planking or owling.

This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.

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Stink pot

someone with built up sweat and dirt. Usually they try to cover the stench up with body mist but it only makes it worse. Someone who doesn’t wash off and lets their b.o linger.

Wow mia is a real stink pot she smells so bad it’s hurting my nose and making my eyes water. Please take a shower.

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Pot Sculls

To scull as much as you can out of the Pot.

- Closely related to 'Measuring Cups'

The lastest and greatest drinking game, where everyone is a winner and a loser....Pot Sculls
Every participant has to contribute a part of their drink to the pot. Once the contents are mixed, each player has to sculls as much as they can, once they have, they pass to the next participant to their left and so on and so forth until the entire contents are finished.

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Crock Potting

When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.

I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.

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weiner pot

A pot use by early indigenous people of Northern China to cook the male genitalia of fallen enemies. Eating such a very popular meal in China at the time would bring good luck during yeah of the boar.

If we are going to use the new weiner pot we should at least clean it first to avoid any weird bacteria or any other type of ailments.

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Toss-pot

Refers to someone (usually a male passed his prime) who garners amusement and self-esteem through 'tossing off' (literally or figuratively) over the perceived stupidity of those persons who expect something meaningful from them.
Toss-pots, or tossers as they are collectively known, often hang out in groups to reinforce each others defunct and fruitless behaviour. Tossers often meet late at night because tossing off in the sober light of day is not as fun, and their 'victims' are often (more) conscious and inclined to respectfully turn down the 'empty chicken box' existence they offer.

Toss-pot 1: Oh look! There's a girl who looks like she's out of our league but vulnerable enough not to realise it!

King Toss-pot: You draw her in, I'll pay for the drinks and promise her the world.
Toss-Pot 2: I'll get tossing and film you tossing!

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