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Worn out undergarments that a girlfriend sends to their boyfriend who lives a great distance away from them, the smellier the better.
"Scott sniffed Becky's skanty-pants to make his eyes water, so that he could fit in with his fellow emotional friends."
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–noun
1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to sneak into the closets of unsuspecting, frequently drunk victims, ripping one - and only one - pair of pants before folding and placing it neatly in the middle of the pile.
2. (in Eastern European folklore) a corpse, animated by an undeparted soul or demon with a pants fetish, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living's wardrobes, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned.
3. a person who preys ruthlessly upon other people's pants.
4. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces by ripping their favorite pair of pants.
5. an actress noted for her roles as an unscrupulous seductress, able to seduce the pants off of every and any man she pleases: the vampires of the silent trouser movies.
Chris: Dude, I don't know what happened, but my favorite pair of pants has a huge rip in the ass!
Adam: Pants vampire.
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n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.
my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)
Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?
When she was three!
Now thats some goal pants!
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After a long, stress filled day at work, a man, preferably a father tends to unbutton his pants and hang loose. Maybe he'll even have a beer.
My boss was a total asshole today, he wouldn't get off my case! Soon as I got home I got my dad pants on.
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A nickname usually given to males who are described to have a small penis.
'Dude, did you see that guy over their? Hes such a wiener pants!'
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A person who drank way too much then puked either on themselves, on their stuff, on other people, or on other people's stuff.
"Hey did you have fun at Saugeen this weekend?"
"Yeah, but I puked all over Jess and Ashley's room"
"Bahaha Pukey Pants!"
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An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.
I think viking metal is some of the most pants-crappingly awesome music there is out there!
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