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Pocket Puppies

Pocket puppies are hush puppies that have been placed in one’s pocket. Once a pocket puppy has been placed in one’s pocket, it remains a pocket puppy until consumed.

Example: Would you care for a serving of pocket puppies?

by GingerSpawn December 23, 2020


Pocket lender

A pocket lender is another word for credit card.

"Yo bro i aint got cash but i just paid off my pocket lender"

by PrettyboyMA January 10, 2022


Pocket Stoner

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.

Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."

by Sac_static December 9, 2013


Pocket Hater

A hater that you keep on your social media accounts because you know they talk about you constantly and they deserve a place close to you too fume on your success.

Someone close to you that holds your pocket but secretly wants to destroy you.

Secret Hater

Keep your friends close, and your enemy's closer.

Bro, I've let hang on my page for awhile but it's time to let your “Pocket Hater” ass go.

by StillWill420 January 17, 2021


Pocket vodka

Typically a pint or half pint of cheap vodka that you keep in your back pocket to supplement your drinking at the bar.

My bar tab was 50 bucks just think how much it would have been if I didn't have pocket vodka

by The Golden Cheetah August 17, 2018


pocket lego

When you shove a lego up your urethra

Yes daddy put that pocket LEGO up even higher

by Bjornspeckien January 19, 2018


pocket surfing

The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....

Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.

by jim jangle January 13, 2012