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opening the knuckles of your index and middle finger into a vee shape and grasping another persons nose.
Keep giving me that Bert ass look and ill rub a nug that nose right off.
A ritual in which two genitally hairy men circle their penises around one another.
Hey Chad, wanna Rub around the bush?
The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body
chocolate muffins are preferred
hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight
Slang term for masturbating.
Last night, I was rubbing a jack.
A saying used if one is appearing to be either a little boring, or a term used if one is being a little bitch.
Also used to tell someone to "Grow up" or perhaps to stop being so uptight.
The act of pleasuring oneself while travelling in a car or similar vehicle
"You feel like road rubbing on the way home?"