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A "bubble run" is when someone, usually overweight girls, lets a fart and the air bubble goes between the crease between your thigh and groin. This tickles immensly.
Megan, I just farted and had a bubble run!!!!
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When somebody barrages you with whinings and bitchings of their lives (when usually they lead charmed existences) through IM, phone, in person(if they literally run), usually leaving you very sick and tired of said person and ready to bite their heads off, when they suddenly find an excuse to leave or they just leave, not allowing you to use the witty rebuttal you've had building up inside you.
Rich Bitch: Holy crap, my dad won't buy me a Porshe, he's getting me a BMW instead. FML! Why doesn't anyone love me? My boyfriend only buys me jewelry once a month! I only have an A- in all my classes! My dad lowered my allowance to 100 bucks a week! I should kill myself and... Oh snap, gotta go.
Normal Person: God damn it! I wanted to tell her how much of a bitch she is. Guess its just another Bitch and Run...
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Very similar principles to a hit and run but instead of a car you hit your target with a fart and escape the crime scene without leaving evidence.
There are many ways to acomplish a Shit and Run, all with varying results and hilarity. One method, which is not very tactful, is to walk up to a friend and purposfully fart as close as you can to him, preferably with noise and a touch of moist splatter. This is best carried out in an office where the farticle can linger and there is a chance your target is on a chair and you can drop it in their mouth.
The stealth method is by far the best but does not work well with clingers (farts that follow you.) which will inevitably lead your victim to you. In this method you sneak up to an unsespecting person and quietly pop one out. This action can be covered up with conversation but a stern poker face is important. Once dropped leave the scene and watch as your farticle settles in their lungs. For real potent poppers it is best to get as far away as possible to remove suspicion.
Dude! I just totally shit and runned that gruop of nuns
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The art of running for track or cross country in dark conditions while fucking shit up along the way. Also, it is almost guaranteed to become lost at some point on the run and end up on the interstate. This method of running is greatly preferred to day running within the Hermitage Cross Country and Track team.
Hey, you up for a night run?
You better believe it fucker.
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Running Train:
1. A train that is in working order, or is at the present time running.
2. Slang for working hard without any rest periods.
3. Slang for a group of people, usually men, possibly part of a club or group that have all had sexual intercourse with one woman/man, either during an orgy, or sequentially coupling with her/him over a short period of time. No compensation, except temporary popularity of the person who has been run train on, is ever given, and they are usually not held in high regard by their sexual partners post coitus.
Example:
1: "It's an older model, but it is still a running train that we use regularly."
2: "I've been running train on this project to get all the loose ends tied back up."
3: Steven : "I'm going out with Nicki (or random name here), she seems really outgoing."
Todd: Laughs, "Yeah she is 'outgoing'. She was a bat girl when we were in high school so she could go on away trips with the baseball team. They were running train on that chicken head for two years before she caught on what they really thought of her. If you hit that I'd wear a rubber, or maybe five."
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Living on the edge often with a little bit of a strange, quirky, humorous and spontaneous type personality but otherwise normal enough to blend in with most crowds.
I like running with scissors in my hand..haha.
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