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When you get ridiculously mad at something so pathetically irrelevant because Covid is fucking your day up
Yo chill bro... you’re having Rona Rage. I’m sorry I forgot to buy you skittles.
When a noob in a video game spams grenades at closely-grouped players in the hopes of killing someone (kinda like spray and pray but with grenades)
Me: Bro this guy is throwing rage nades!
Friend: That sucks, they are some noobs!
Is to get furious at a game and then quit.
I rage quited Unfair Mario because it was so rage-inducing.
A bag containing a pair of clothes toothbrush, deodorant, and condoms. Used commonly for after work when going straight to the bars to "rage." Rage bags are commoy kept in one's car or work locker.
John: yo, let's hit the bars right after work so we can get retardedly drunk!
Kyle: Hell yeah. I got my rage bag in the car so I can go straight after we close this shit hole kitchen.
Rage in which the player is upset for a valid reason other than being new or a novice at a game. Similar to noob rage with respect to language and loudness, but the underlying reason is different.
Pro rage typically occurs when a game mechanic malfunctions, causing an unnecessary or unintended death. Examples include lag spikes, bad hit registration (FPS), weapon glitches, etc. These examples are typically not due to lack of skill at all, but nevertheless occur and result in the player's death, causing anger. The resulting rage is referred to as pro rage.
Person A: HOLY SHIT THIS HIT REGISTRATION IS GARBAGE
Person B: Dude, stop noob raging or I'm going to mute you...
Person A: It's called PRO RAGE, spunkwad.
Board Rage:
Anger outburst on a message board.
Usually displayed by incoherent, misspelled aggressive thoughts typed with "Caps Lock" on.
Excessive aggression due to the misunderstanding of another post. Most likely caused by the rager's inability to:
a- get a joke.
b- understand sarcasm.
Facilitated by the fact that most people in cyberspace have much bigger muscles than in real life.
board rage examples:
Not Any Of You Others Who Chim In !
Salective Vision As In Salective Hearing ?
I'M NOT OFFERING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE A DAM THING !
When you feel face punchy and you shiver with anger at the same time.
You usually feel calmer after a rage ripple
Every parent experiences a rage ripple when you really want to sock your toddler in the face and your so mad you shiver for second then you feel better about not punching them in the face.