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when a woman smudges her breast into the face of a man.
dude i got a japanese rain goggles last night." "whats that?" " my girlfriend shoved her tits in my face!
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Voice line from Pharah in Blizzard's cooperative objective based shooter "Overwatch"
Said when performing her ultimate, where she shoots a barrage of missiles from wherever the ability is used.
"My ultimate is ready"
"Use it, bro!"
"Justice rains from above!"
When it rains so hard that the rain is bouncing off the sidewalk and potentially up a dog's ass.
Be sure to bring an umbrella, the weatherman said there's a 70% chance that it will be raining up a dog's ass by this evening.
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The process of washing your car and having it rain the next day.
God damn it Chad, I washed my car yesterday and its already raining. Dude thats the white man rain dance.
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When you're doing missionary position with a girl but you have bad aim and accidentally slip it into her asshole.
Me and my girl were doing missionary but she was extra lubed up and I slipped and ended up Blessing the Rains Down in Africa
When you horribly reject your ex boyfriend over text when he "HYPOTHETICALLY" accuses you of going for his best friend.
HIM: "You would be a dick if you went for ___."
HER: "We're becoming better friends but we're not a thing."
HIM: "That would be like me going for one of your close friends you realize that, right?"
HER: "Yeah, we're just becoming food friends."
HIM: "Better be all it is."
HER: 'If you HYPOTHETICALLY rape someone, it's not actually rape. Think about it. Get off me, seriously!"
HIM: "Dang, you really set fire to the rain."
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Getting squirted on while a woman is standing up
Have you ever had Japanese rain goggles
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