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As forth grabbing the two ponytails of a girl and riding her like a redneck rides in his truck until she cant walk for three weeks. Therefore completing her life sentence as a redneck handlebar.
Bro #1- Dude, did you hear about that country singer that was in town and fucked a chick from our hood?
Bro #2- Yeah man, I heard that she got Redneck Handlebarred.
Bro #1- Holy shit! She must have been the one in the wheel chair!
Redneck Handlebars :)
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When you wash your entire truck with the window cleaning squeegee at the gas station.
Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?
Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?
A drinking game where you play Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2
Rules:
1. Whenever a special infected is killed everybody drinks.
2. Whenever a tank is killed everybody finishes their beer.
3. Whoever startles the witch must finish their beer.
4. Whoever alerts the horde has to finish their beer.
5. If you get puked on you drink.
6. Whenever Louis mentions pills or Ellis mentions "his best friend Keith," you drink.
7. If you save someone from a special infected you choose someone to drink.
8. If you die you finish your beer.
9. If a jockey rides you, drink until you are freed.
10. If you assist an ally (pills, adrenline, healing) you choose to drink.
Me and my best friend Keith got destoryed playing Redneck Zombie Hunting
A redneck circus-cannon is when a person stuffs worms in a garden hose and turns it on
I remember when I was young getting punished for shooting redneck circus-cannons inside the trailer
When a group of boats tie together in the middle of a lake, or in a inconspicuous bay then proceed to anchor; to drink and party the day away
Were going out to the lake this weekend and we're gonna have a redneck yacht club.
This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.
Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"
an extended chair attached to the hood of a vehicle, the driver then proceeds to apply the gas and breaks at different intervals resulting in mass amounts of fun.
seea prime example of this at www.ebaumsworld.com
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