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An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.
Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome
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The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.
My Mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that I ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.
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When you're banging a hot chick and you realize it's an old tranny.
Dude I was banging this hot chick last night.
You were banging a Rusty Stopsign.
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This scenario would play out when two consenting adults decide to engage in anal sex. The guy pulls out when he's finished and decides not to clean off any poo remnants that may have collected on his shaft and instead falls asleep. When the aforementioned gentleman wakes up, he is greeted with morning wood, he then notes that the hardened dried poo appears to look like flakes of rust... hence a solid rusty.
Corey really regretted forgoing cleanup after last nights romp with Morgan, when he woke up with a solid rusty.
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The result of not cleaning off santorum and allowing it to dry into a rust-colored crusty patch.
I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.
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The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.
What a great rusty rose I had after sex, she was really flowing.
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an older womans vagina(80 years or older) usually dripping an odd smelling substance.
jay and deans mom has a rusty taco
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