nightmare sister colleague

A workplace cohort who has taken it upon herself to take on the role of a nightmare sister, finding ways to endlessly embarrass, harass, prank and annoy you to the point of near-insanity.

When I wake up some mornings I find myself breaking out in a cold sweat just imagining the weird and unexpected things my nightmare sister colleague might do to me that day.

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little sister zone

n. like the friend zone but for girls; the guy cares about the girl but due to whatever reason (small in stature, young looking, one of the guys etc) he sees her more as a little sister than someone he would go out with; tough for the girl to ever get past this stage; they might think you're kinda cute but that's as far as it gets

"Wow he's cute! You should get on that!

Nah I'm in the little sister zone.
Aah bummer!"

"He's super sweet but whenever I try to make a move, I just get stuck in the little sister zone."

your sister's bicycle

Derogatory phrase referring to a woman you would be embarrassed to be seen with. As in, you want to ride it but you don't want your friends to see you on it.

Guy:I'd like to have sex with that voluptuous lady over there but my friends only think skinny chicks are hot.
Friend: Yah, she's your sister's bicycle.

Your sister was right

You’re a wanker, complete wanker. A fucking waste of time :/

(One of Wilbur Soot’s songs, found in the album “Your City Gave Me Asthma”)

I hate to say it, but your sister was right.

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your sister a mister

your sister a mister is possibly the worst insult ever created. It will destroy an entire dimension whenever it is used. Another language had to be made to create this phrase, and this is the rough translation. Calling someone's sibling trans is easily worse than Your mom gay, Your dad lesbian, Your granny tranny and Ur grandpap a trap are hardly insults copared to your sister a mister.

God: Are you a little bitch?
Me: Your sister a mister
God: *Fucking dies on the spot

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UR SISTER MISTER

The most destructive comeback to date. Only to be used in very dire situations. (Can be used if target doesn't have a sister)

Joe: ur mom gay
Tim: no u
Joe: UR DAD LESBIAN

Tim: UR GRANNY TRANNY
Joe: UR PAPPY TRAPPY
Tim: UR SISTER MISTER
*At this point time ceases to exist. The very fabric of the universe has be torn to shreds, the entire 3rd dimension is incinerated and all life on earth ceases to exist*

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My Sister

A FUCK ASSHOLE BITCH ASS. GIRL CAN WEITE FUCKING WORDS WHILE AT THE AGE OF 9. THIS GIRL IS FUCKING RETARDED

Hey, My sister is a bitch

I agree

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