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The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.
Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
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The act of engaging in anal sex whilst she shits on your dick. Then you proceed to pull it out, sprinkle it with salt and have her eat it like a salty breadstick.
Dude I gave sarah a salty breadstick last night, and it was great!
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When a man ejaculates onto a woman’s face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to resemble a raccoon, the woman is then sent to the nearest trashcan and must dig through it to find a hidden box of tissues she will use to clean herself.
“Dude, I did the salty raccoon on Ashley last night and after I finished she couldn’t even find the tissues in the trash”
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When a man ejaculates all over a woman's face repeatedly till her face is completely covered in seaman
I just gave my girl a salty facial
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An ex whom you dated for rebound for a solid 8 days who claims he's "over you" but is still really salty with you about it all and is just a total cunt, even though he took advantage of you while also being in love with a girl who has no interest in him. Usually named jason.
"Hey, your ex was talking to me last night about you."
" Yeah, he's a salty cunt"
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the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"
the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked
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When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.
1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth
S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"
PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"
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PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"
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