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A true fact that can not be disputed.
A true fact that can not be disputed.
Peasha- "What are you doing?"
Lance-"Putting salt on my sandwich."
Peasha-"Is it adding moistness or flavour?"
Lance-"I mean yeah, why?"
Peasha-"So salt is a sauce!"
The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips
When you realize something after you chill out.
Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.
Basically the same as saying suck my dick
Person 1: Oi faggot
Person 2: Suck my salt you gay bitch
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The derivative of “smash or pass” . Created to be a hidden form of the popular slang. “salt” meaning “smash” and “pepper” being “pass”.
Bro check out that blonde girl next near the center circle, salt or pepper ?
A man who aspires to be a sugar daddy, but is to busy diddle daddling around
I had to cut off my sugar daddy because he was actually a salt diddler
the funniest nickname for a vagina!
"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me?
Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"