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Home of the best public engineering school on the West Coast. As a result, full of Republicans. It has an awesome downtown section with cool stores and cheap parking garages, and is surrounded by mountains. Ten minutes down the road, however, is Pismo Beach, where there's at least decent surfing and good restaurants.
I'm going to San Luis Obispo to study Aerospace Engineering.
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San Beaner Negro is a racist way of saying San Bernardino. (as in San Bernardino, California) blacks and browns proudly populate the inland empire thus making "San Beaner Negro"
****Ey lets go to San Beaner Negro to kick it with Juan and Boquisha on Saturday!
****MoS Def!
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USD, known by students as "Univeristy of Spoiled Daughters", is a prestigious school sitting on top of a hill overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Definitley known as one of the most beautiful campuses in the country, it is rumored that the school spends over $1 million a year in upkeep. The school itself offers extensive academic opportunities, with graduate schools in business and law in addition to the undergraduate program.
The students all come from extremely wealthy families, and the student parking lots are almost always filled with BMW's and Range Rovers. Closets are filled with Juicy Couture, Prada, Gucci, and every girl on campus wears Chanel sunglasses. Virtually all of the guys on campus surf, and there's always wetsuits hanging over dorm balconies. Students tend to go to either Pacific Beach or Mission Beach to party, and most weekends groups of students will head down to Mexico. The school is great for kids who want to be in class one minute, and at the beach either surfing or tanning the next.
"We go to school where you spring break."
"Where's that?"
"University of San Diego."
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The Legend of Puto San Guelo:
Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.
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Oral sex performed on a male by a male/female in which the penis is treated much like a snorkel tube post-ejaculation with said ejaculation still in mouth, being blown back into the shaft- to clear the passage way.
Kellen : " I heard Berry died of a heart-attack due to an air embolism, Jane must've given him the ol' San Diego snorkel."
Erik: " Tragic."
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A chump who enjoys GFE make out sessions in the front room of local strip clubs. He also enjoys Hungry Man dinners while sitting in his footy pajamas in his mother’s basement. A victim of brain erosion due to chronic masturbation.
I just enjoyed a great San Jose Guy experience! My cock is sore, and my tongue is burned (from my Hungry Man dinner), and my mom is upset because I got jizz on the mashed potatoes.
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A modification for Rockstar Games' GTA: San Andreas, enabling internet multiplayer via TCP/IP for players all over the world.
website: sa-mp.com
how to quit San Andreas Multiplayer: /q
note, it does just that, quits the game. no free cash, no weapons, no cheats, no bite marks. just quits the game.
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