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1. Always craving the attention the first born sibling recieves from parents; wanting the recognition from parents; Always striving to "one-up" other sibling, to hopefully recieve attention from parents.
2. Usually has some degree of rebel in them; mostly in the wrong when in altercation with first sibling.
3. Willing to fight to the death over petty things to show parents that first sibling is in the wrong.
4. The cure for this syndrome is when the First sibling leaves the household, therefor leaving parents to become attached to Second sibling, until First sibling returns to home for a short stay(s).
Joe: "Mom, I swear to moses Mark punched me !"
Mark: "Mom, I would never do said thing, you know that, don't you"
Mom: "Of course hunny, I can not believe I am even questioning your integrity."
Mark: " Thank you, Joe is just going suffering from Second sibling syndrome."
New, improved veganism, that is more about saying yes to things instead of being all negative and saying no. Some of these things can be, for example, meat.
Jill: You're not a vegan.
Jane: I'm new wave vegan, it's a second wave veganism.
Jane: Veganism for me is about saying yes to things... even meat.
Susan: Well, let's hope it doesn't get out of hand... we don't want it to develop into a vegan spank inferno.
Jane: If you like animals, you'll love lamb!
sometimes known as SNS. occurs when actors or tech crew in a play get cocky over their opening night performances and slack off on the second night, resulting in a horrible show.
Director: What happened tonight? This show was horrible!
Actor: Sorry, Mr Jones. We got second-night syndrome.
A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.
"Hey dude, that cookie's still OK to eat, the five second rule's in effect."
Blackpink’s second fanbase commonly referred to as “ARMYS” are obsessive rats who will attempt to discredit talented k-pop girl group “Blackpink” at any turn. They’re oldest member can’t be any older than 8 and they couldn’t string two sentences together if they tried.
They can commonly be found on Twitter saying slurs and being racist/xenophobic/sexist.
Kim: Did you see what those armys just did?
Kylie: Oh you mean Blackpink’s second fanbase?!
After your friend has a night of drinking, and YOU wake up the next day with a headache.
Good morning Spencer, how are you?
Ugh....I have a headache
So, you've got a "Second Hand Hangover?"
Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.
Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.
Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.
Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)