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When you make something so complicated not even you can figure it out.
Fuck! I self-proofed my e-mail account! I knew I shouldn't have made my password so complicated!
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a person without a permanent identity.
Today it is impossible to be not only a liberal or communist, but also black lesbian middle class living in Ohio - each of us has to deal with liquid self. For such a person, any repression of the language - no matter how well-intentioned it was not dictated by - it's just an obstacle in the way of rebuilding itself daily. Anyone who wants to build a unique, albeit liberal world, pose a threat to me as an unsteady being, which today can be boorish dork, tomorrow - a humanist, and after tomorrow - an ashtray with elements of BDSM. (с) Anatoli Ulyanov
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Self Sabotage is when you fart before you sit down.
Person 1: "Awh fuck."
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Nothing. I just Self Sabotaged myself."
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The act of slapping ones neck after an act of stupidity.
Person 1: "Africa is a country, right?"
Person 2: "That is a neck no self."
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When you stretch your hammies, bend over, and give yourself oral pleasure.
Damn, is that Nick Wiger self sucking himself off?
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If you search for this then are basically self-fucked
She told me to go to her house to play with her pussy. But instead she plays with her pussycat. Self-Fucked myself didn't I?
(Based on a true story, Seriously.)
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It’s always ‘wrist reveal’ or ‘your just doing it for attention’ but never ‘are you okay, I’m here for you’ it shows how selfish people can be, if you see fresh cuts on a persons body, ask them if they’re okay. If you are dealing with self harm right now, reach out to someone you trust. You are not alone
Anonymous: ‘WRIST REVEAL’
Me: ‘HEY! That’s not funny okay’
Anonymous: ‘don’t get so pressed’
Me: ‘ignore them, how are you? I’m here for you if you want to talk, you are NOT alone’
Because self harm is nothing to joke about <3
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