A person who is only attracted to or only attracts psychotics as sexual partners.
"Gehlken only fucks chicks who seem to legitimately be clinically insane. I think he might be a psycho-sexual."
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A sexual fantasy is when you imagine yourself being done, kissing, caressing or even being co-ercd into sex by a certain man/woman.
A explicit daydream is the same as a Sexual Fantasy
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1. (n.) Commonly mistaken for a "slut" or a "whore" by dumb prudes who need the jaws of life to get the stick out of their ass and don't know how to have any fun. Someone who drops sex toys out of bomber planes onto unhappy couples who don't have enough satisfaction but stay together anyway.
2. (n.) Someone who drops a "sex bomb" in public places, bringing joy to all the world.
I just can't get enough of these "sex bombs"..it's just like pleasure 24/7!! Thank you Sexual Terrorist!!!
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sexual malfunction, or sexual dysfunction, is difficulty during any stage of the sexual act (which includes desire, arousal, orgasm, and resolution) that prevents the individual or couple from enjoying sexual activity.
person 1: "Did you sleep with her last night?"
person 2: "Yeah.."
person 1: "Well.. how was it?"
person 2: "Not good."
person 1: "Why, what happened?"
person 2: "Two words - sexual malfunction.."
person 1: "Oooh."
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A more awesomer way to say 'sexual intercourse'
I had sexual interfuck with yo mamma.
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An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
At dinner the other night, my date listed the calorie count of the main entrees, raising an eyebrow at my chicken Alfredo selection after he had ordered a salad. I saw him check his reflection in the silver water pitcher three times. During dessert, he looked deeply into my eyes and told me he thought what we have together is very special. It was our third date.
It was then that I realized why my dating life has been as mysterious as the Bermuda Triangle since I arrived in Washington. This city, unlike any other place I've lived, is a haven for the metrosexual. A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.
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mad because of the fact that you haven't had sex in a long time, or haven't had sex at all
Friend: Yo man i just got laid today!! it was great!
Alain: Ugh im sooooo mad i.... -kicks his dog coco-
Friend: Man you killed your dog, you are clearly sexually frustrated
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