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When you have to take a dump at work and there are several people present in the bathroom, you, without shame or couth, let said dump flow freely from your ass pipe, egregiously grunting and farting until all foul matter has been expended.
Dude 1: Dude, that dude is fucking up that toilet right now!
Dude 2: Yeah, sometimes you just gotta take a No shame blow down.
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A proverb that is often used to emphasize when a person has succeded in evading a strenuous situation.
TOM: HEY! EVERYBODY! Chris likes the backstreetboys, hahaahha !!!!!!!
CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!
TOM : well played ....
CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )
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The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.
Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.
Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test
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When you try to pass a slow moving car by switching lanes only to find there is another car going slower, then you get back behind the previous car.
I had to do a Same Lane Shame Change after I tried passing the old lady in the POV then ended up behind a mini van.
When a fat person can't fit in a roller coaster
Ha! That whale just took the theme park walk of shame.
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Noun: When your walking back to the office after just realizing that you just failed the Air Assault School obstacle course and now your going home for being a wimp when you should have made it.
Every year many soldiers do the Air Assault walk of shame back to the office at Air Assault School to out process because they were not prepared for the intense training they had to endure like a 2 mile run and doing 9 obstacles that every soldier at basic training performs every year without problem.
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(Also known as SAS Syndrom)
An illness in which your throat splits off to form another passage way. So now you have one for air, one for food, and a newly formed throat-hole for sookin' deeks (Throating wieners). This new esophagus extends from the mouth to the rectum, and in some cases, a man with a MASSIVE 10 ft long wiener case stick in all the way down and out your butt. Thereby making you a shish kabob....
**SAS Almost always occurs in: Gypsys, whores, Gypsy Whores, prostitues, prostitots, and Whore dogs named Ginger...
Bill: Dude!
Dude: What?
Bill: did you here about Garrett?
Dude: no! what??!!
Bill: He came down with a nasty case of shish kabob of shame syndrom from throating too many dicks.
Dude:...word?
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