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A turd or a dingleberry.
worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.
When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.
"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."
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When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
Don't shart shame Frank! It is not his fault he tried to fart and in fact sharted. Shart Shaming is socially unacceptable globally.
When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse
Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy
The act of slipping in the shart that dripped down your leg on to the floor
Man Holden sharted so much it dropped on the floor and don slipped in it. It was a slip shart