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When you think you're about to let out a small quiet fart but a HUGE 50 POUND SHIT comes out instead
dad: jerry if you fart again I'm going to give you up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*
Shitty Start, or getting off to a shitty start
Everyone expected the Olympian to dominate in this event, but they really shart that one.
1. When you try to fart, but you shit simultaneously, while farting
2. Simple Hidden Actions that are Relayed Terribly to the player.
1: I sharted into my underwear last night.
2: Hunt Down the Freeman really sharted all over me with it's level design.
A mixture of explosive poop, perfect timing of a fart and mid poop
the after feeling... however isn't very nice
...or could be an insult.. depends
SCENARIO 1 -mixture of fart and fetus.
anonymous - "hey, i heard Candice sharted in class yesterday."
anonymous 2 - "who's Candice"
SCENARIO 2 -insult/name
A.
anonymous - "I found your mom's number, i'll be hitting her up tonight"
anonymous 2 - "COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHART I'LL HIT YOU WITH A BROOM"
B.
anonymous -" babe.. its been long, i think its time you have a better nickname for me.."
anonymous 2 -"OK, shartie bae"
When a person thinks they are going to fart, but shit comes out. Shit + fart = shart.
Person 1 "Bro I need to fart."
Person 2 "Bro we are in church."
Person 1 "Bro it's happening."
Person 2 "Bro stop!"
Person 1 "pfffthwaaap!!!”
(Entire church looks back)
Person 2 "Bro did you just shart..."
The sound that comes out of an Alabamafan’s mouth whenever they talk about football. It’s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.
There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.
A set of shitty PowerPoint charts.
I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.