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The old pervert you meet at the club who drugs you take you home and has sex with your unconcious body. Or could be your uncle who molested you as you slept but you were to afraid to wake up or tell anyone.
If you get drunk with a sleep creep make sure you stay awake or else you might wake up naked with a used condom in your asshole.
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A way to say goodnight and sweet dreams in two words.
I would say sweet dreams to my friend when she goes to sleep.
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When you and your girl are doing the Boner Jams Dance in a hotel room while her mom is sleeping in the other bed.
"Dude, me and my girl pulled a Sleeping Cindy the other day, it was dank!"
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"Me and my girl blew the Sleeping Cindy and her mom kicked my ass."
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A state of poverty where you're so poor that you can't afford anything to eat, leaving you with only one option: sleep off your hunger so that you won't be hungry anymore by the time you wake up.
I'm living the typical American life by dealing with rent increasing, expensive gas prices and not having a salary that's good enough. Looks like I'm having sleep for dinner tonight.
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when a fine hoe dead ass asleep but she roll over and suck the soul out u; similar to sleep walking
damn she gave me some sleep head last night my nigga I nutted twice.
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function: noun
some sort of temporary tattoo given while asleep. Usually given by the dumbass friend who was bored and had either a Sharpie or a black ink pen. The face is usually the best place to lay some awesome Sleep Ink.
Carlos: Dude, why do you have a vagina drawn on your chin???
Ronnie: WTF???
Ceasar: lmao!!! Like, that took an hour to draw!!!
Ronnie: *Strangles Ceasar to death*
Carlos: Careful, Dude. you don't wanna mess up your Sleep Ink!!!
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Anything you use when you're sleeping/going to sleep. These 'condiments' include pillows, blow-up mattresses, sleep attire, lingerie, blankets, etc.
Be sure to bring your sleeping condiments when you come over.
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