where you give a guy head and as he cums you shoves a hamster on his dick
last night my girl give me a sloppy hamster
Noun. Also known as 76, derived from Rule #76 - no excuses, play like a champion. A game that'll loosen morals, challenge friendships and ensure that you're B.A.C. is at a Sheen level throughout. There is no victor, everyone wins and loses and the game concludes when all parties are physically incapable of consuming copious quantities of alcohol.
Dude I played sloppy dice last night - broke up with my girlfriend, shit my pants and went to jail. You tryin to play again tonight?
When a man inserts his foot in a woman's vagina for sexual purposes.
After I gave that chick the sloppy sandal I slipped on the floor and hurt myself.
Where one man pulls his erect penis from a sloppy cum filled pussy or ass, then takes said cock and rubs your partners face with the sloppy cock!
She's going to enjoy that sloppy Okie after it dries.
She asked for a dirty Sanchez ,but got the Sloppy Okie instead!!!
A drinking game invented by Australian university students in the '90s. The loser of each round has to give their best two cards to the winner as well as skull a drink (by preference a pint of beer). The loser is dubbed the Sloppy Cunt until they stop losing rounds whereby the new loser is the Sloppy Cunt. This continues until everyone is munted.
"I just wanted to play cards, but I fucked up and became the Sloppy Cunt."
the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in
“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”
It is when you are lickin the toes. Grab some toothpaste, and smear it all over ur penis. You than, insert said penis into mouth, and brush her teeth. With your penis. This, this is the sloppy tube. BumBUMBUMMMM
I no longer need to go to the dentist, cause I've been exposed to the art of Sloppy Tube
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.