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The medical student's favourite mnemonic since it:
1. Somehow makes them THINK that knowing this makes them smarter than the average mortal
2. Allows them to mention scorpion stings as a cause of pancreatitis
Consultant: So, you there, in the corner! Tell me, what is the most common cause of pancreatitis!
Student that thinks he's rather funny: Scorpion stings!
Other students: *giggles*
Consultant: Why don't you just go and GET SMASHED.
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A guy you have sex with just for fun. Mostly used in gay community.
He is my smash bro, we are not really in a serious relationship
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Despite its name, it will get no one "smashed", and will make them keep their virginity for a lifetime. Yes, I am talking about you, Ben.
"I'm going to play Smash Ultimate." "Well I'm gonna get laid." "Damn."
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The act of playing Super Smash bros since it came out in 2001...excluding SSBB
Hey Billy, stop playing Smash bros, Your a fucking Smash Head
:DDD
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A sexual act in which the man ejaculates onto his fist, and after doing so punches the sexual partner in the face and yells repeditally " HULK SMASH GRRRRRR"
"Oh god it hurt when johnny Hulk smashed me"
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A game of exhibition involving a batter and a pitcher. The pitched object is a can, preferably one filled with a carbonated beverage. The object is to cause the most spectacular destruction of said can via contact with an official A-Rod bat.
Cheaper beverages are a must, such as Sam's Choice, available at Wal-Mart. A case is under $3 and it tastes like moldy ass, so destroying them is imperative.
"Reading sucks ass. Let's go smash cans."
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The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.
She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.
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